- (whomever THEY may be).
Having watched a few episodes of Duck Dynasty I was inspired to create my own whistle call.
Background: In case you didn't know, Duck Dynasty is based on a real life entrepreneur whose family is making a fortune selling duck call whistles.
So here's my fortune coming along: I have invented (patent pending) a 'Crat Call.' Very simple: next time you're dealing with (either in person or on the phone) a bureaucrat, and are getting much frustrated, just blow my Crat Call. It sounds like a troublesome and ineffective series of grunts related to your worst bowel movement.
Blow it long and hard.
Send me a cheque. Or am I supposed to send a bill first? GST? HST?
Pucker up.
