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What's happening boychuk? Two weeks in a row I've tuned in for the latest issue of cyber commentary and found nothing new to pique my interest. Has all of your staff gone on strike or have you run out of relevant gossip to bedazzle the common folk with? -Steve

I'm working on a one-liner to drop in and then continue my holiday from indifference; something along the lines of... "While we view pictures of starving children swatting at flies and hear of violence erupting across our civilized world and witness weird weather responses to our global pollutions, the world media is breathlessly informing us about the richness in scent of some new celebrity's fart, the attendance count at the gay day parade where all of nothing was raised for hunger relief (but weren't their outfits to die for?), and reporting the number values of the latest golden handshake for yet another corrupt banker to sneak off the scene, I, your increasingly lonely little voice here, am stupefied, despairing and learning how to live with a steady disgust." Too long? Oh well, like I said, I'm working on it. -H