Sunday, April 10, 2005

Eyes Agog on the Blazing Stars

ARIES
The sun is in your rear view mirror blinding the Gemini driver behind you who is raging at Mars for a war with his wife when he gets home. Pull over.
TAURUS
Your husband is blinded by his house in Mars. Tell the Scorpio to crawl out the back door. Now.
GEMINI
Pass this moron in front of you and catch the duplicitous Virgo in the act.
CANCER
Name change application declined. Sue an Aquarius bureaucrat.
LEO
There is an Italian element of risk in Libra’s House. Don’t make waves or risk another Titanic. Take wing! Aries needs you! Go straight.
VIRGO
Far too busy dearie. Lie, and live longer.
LIBRA
An awkward Sun Saturn this Tuesday means Wimpy still isn’t paying for the burger.
SCORPIO
The sun is currently moving through the area of the chart which determines how fast you can crawl the hell out of there. Given Gemini’s state of fervor, Mercy is a passing owl.
SAGITTARIUS
The most important (and urgent) thing right now is that you contemplate realistic targets. Sleep in, think about it but Scorpio’s looking a little weak.
CAPRICORN
You are the leader of the free world today. That would be your deceased mother. So be nice.
AQUARIUS
The moon is at right angles to your left ankles so your planet is in restriction until you get the bracelet removed. Send Martha a post card.
PISCES
Listen to what others tell you today because you are desperate for material for your internal monologues. When the Sun is in its fourth house and aligned with Mercury’s Leo, return to abstract thinking.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure I understand the metaphore, "Given Gemini’s state of fervor, Mercy is a passing owl."

As a scorpio I most definately have a situation with a gemini who's wildly unbalanced. Given his fervor I'm wondering how long it will take me to crawl the hell out of his emotional war zone.

How much time does it take for a passing owl to get the hell out of my life?

Please and thanks.....

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