How would we survive without the prognostications and utterances of Usher with side glimpses of his six-pack, or could we seriously make it through to dinnertime without knowing that Tom Cruise is kissing up a storm most publicly (and that would be with a woman), or do you really think you could live without the stuff of this dazzler…
“I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults.” -David Lee Roth
And now that CNN is angling to sweep the tabloid journalism awards this year with stories of unbridled runaways, the day is nigh that stories of aliens camping in your nostrils will be yesterday’s news in a wink as it is sidelined by the one about how all the frogs in the world just became extinct but by lunchtime Madonna will have elbowed that story to the bottom column in favour of her latest CD offering, “Look at me again you covetous philistines.”
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Paul Martin declares 2005
The Year of the Veteran
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