Don’t miss: Mugabe’s Newest Never-a-land for Whities Fairground Attractions
Kevorkian’s kiddie-killing rides!
Mikey's Specials:
Faerie's Wheels. Cinnamon flavoured Cotton Candy (shaped like Twinky Buns. Best suited for long tongues). Hang at Dahlmer’s Diner for a chance run-in with Clifford Olson’s latest astral-traveling hitch-hiker’s guide to his very private circus.
And here’s something to wave about! Slightly soiled white gloves are on discount during Mikey’s flight of fancy from Americuh. Be the first on your block to Wave.
Book now for sneak previews of last year’s Idi Amin’s winning entry of Leatherman 2009, and The Karla H Home Fashion Show. (See The Gob and Flail Tabloid for details.)
MUGABE’S PERSONAL GUARANATEE: All clowns are Graduates of the John Wayne Gacy School of Just Funnin’ Around.
Live*8 , Bob Geldof’s Good News:
"This is not Live Aid 2.
These concerts are the start point for The Long Walk To Justice, the one way we can all make our voices heard in unison.
This is without doubt a moment in history where ordinary people can grasp the chance to achieve something truly monumental and demand from the 8 world leaders at G8 an end to poverty.
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