Sunday, June 12, 2005

Try this on for size!

So the kiddies go home after school and being all worked up from all that non-communicating, turn on their computers, switch on their webcams and drop their drawers for some mutual masturbation with their girlie (or otherwise) chums.

Perfectly safe and thoroughly dehumanizing. But given their education in the ladies and gentlemen department, what can we expect? Tenderness? Words of desire spoken with thoughtful restraint? Charm and considerateness? Courtship and artful social timing? Dream on. “I don't have to worry about getting to her house, she doesn't have to worry about getting to my house. I don't have to walk, I don't have to try and get a ride.” And doesn’t he sound like a fun partner?

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