The Safe Sex Club

So the kiddies have invented a new way to have sex. And I thought we’d exhausted all those greasy avenues. This new form of sexual adventuring is entirely in keeping with their desire for isolationism as they bebop down the sidewalks in their i.poddled states, play their latest video game tabulating all their kills and learning their social skills from a computer chip named Intel… everything in defiance of the natural mode of relating to the outside world with senses and limbs that actually protrude into that world. Everything about this human body was designed to relate to everything outside the human body but in step with all that is wonderful to man we persist in learning new ways to enclose ourselves.